From: keyser72@mac.com Subject: Date: April 21, 2005 3:53:51 PM CDT Hankblog: December 2004

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

A most unusual auction

I've been fascinated by some of the more unusual auctions that Ebay carries whenever one pops up. Of late, I've been amused and a little bit saddened by the Great Chicago Fire Sale, which has some really neat items up for auction, but at the same time makes me sad and a little bit angry that this is what a city has to do to raise money to help compensate for budgetary shortfalls. Not a person who's hard up for a little cash. An entire freaking city.

Then there was all the Elian Gonzales stuff that was up for auction when that whole brouhaha was going on. There were people auctioning dirt that ostensibly came from the yard of the uncle who's house Elian was taken from. There was someone peddling Elian Gonzales "air" collected from the same yard (oy vay!). I was laughing my ass off at someone who was trying to peddle one of the dolphins that supposedly helped keep Elian afloat until he was rescued at sea on the trip to the US from Cuba before Ebay pulled the auction.

But I have to say Websnark has one of the more unusual ones I've seen that I think I would consider bidding on (had the bidding not already gotten WAY out of my budget). Basically Websnark is a blog set up to provide commentary/snark on various things, predominantly webcomics, but occasionally broaching out into other areas. And now, the author of websnark is auctioning for charity a custom snark on a topic of the winning bidder's choosing.

Go to the post and see the details/limitations on it. If you're interested, put in a bid, though it's up to $100 already and will likely get higher. And then put in the comments what you would have him snark on if you were the winning bidder. Right now, I think I'd have him snarking away on the whole Barry Bonds/steroid muck, but that seems sort of cliche. Any better ideas?

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Female physical ideals and web comics

This post over at Websnark is a very good read if you're into any webcomics at all (or regular comics I guess as well). You should read the post of his he links to about the comic Questionable Content to get the full understanding of where this debate spawned from. Good food for thought.

Documentary Evidence:

Documentaries are difficult movies for me to review and highlight, as I am typically looking for something different out of those films than I would be from a conventional narrative. To me the more successful ones either highlight a particular figure whose charisma or personal narrative is compelling enough to movie the story along. Strong examples of this include Errol Morris' works The Fog of War or Mr Death. In other cases it is the focus on a particularly dramatic or engaging situation. A good example is Capturing the Friedmans, which centers on a child molestation case that seems very clear cut at the start, but fragments into a very divided perspective by the end of the film. When one combines both elements, you wind up with a film that rises well above its genre to be something more than just a retelling of history.

When We Were Kings documents the lead up to the famed "Rumble in the Jungle" championship boxing match between the then heavyweight champion George Foreman and Muhammad Ali. Ali was freshly off his suspension from boxing stemming from his conscientious objection to the war in Vietnam and refusal to enter the draft. Believed by many to be well past his prime going into the fight, Ali was a significant underdog to an opponent in Foreman who had demolished some of the hardest hitters ever to fight in the heavyweight category.

Taken from just those facts it would be easy to dismiss the film as just another sports related "greatest hits" highlight reel. Three elements elevate the film to something much loftier than that:

  1. Historical perspective and context - Director Leon Gast provides extensive commentary from sportswriters and newsmen who draw Ali's objector status to the war out in the larger historical context. The film shows what kind of impact a figure with Ali's status had on the societal perspective of the war in sacrificing his position as a successful African American athlete and cultural icon for a higher principle.
    There's also an extensive look at why the fight was held in Zaire. Putting the match against the backdrop of a country coming out of revolution, looking for exposure, and run by a ruthless dictator in President Mobutu shows simultaneously how small sporting contest should appear in the greater scheme of things while at the same time also showing the potential cultural impact the fight would have.
  2. Societal context - The cultural impact was also not only defined by the fight but by all the events that were scheduled around. Boxing promoter Don King, who has come to symbolize everything imaginable that is wrong with boxing, at the time had put his professional career on the line promoting this fight in a country most people had not even heard of. There was also a series of concerts King was staging in the lead in to the fight, and the archival footage Gest found helps give the film an added voice and life. The concert footage included vintage performances by James Brown, BB King, and Miriam Makeba. Combined with commentary from Spike Lee and George Plimpton amongst others, Gest conveys a complete picture of what the moment in history he was trying to capture really felt like at the time.
  3. Muhammad Ali - The above two elements by themselves would make a fine film, but Gest also chooses some of the best archive footage of Ali to take the film completely over the top. Ali is without a doubt one of the most distinctive personalities of the 20th century. In footage of his youth celebrating his victory over Sonny Liston to become heavyweight champ for the first time, Ali (the using the name Cassius Clay) is the picture of youth brass and arrogance packed to the gills in a body that might be as close to physical perfection as I've seen in anyone, man or woman. Contrasted with footage filmed leading up to the fight in which Ali is still brash even if physically he isn't what he once was, I can't help but be captivated by the man's unbridled charisma. I think we may never see that combination of physical strength, gifted articulation of ideas, and sharp intelligence in one person again. Seeing Ali today ravaged by Parkinson's you almost would not believe the mind that lies trapped in the trembling body. But there's still a glint in his eye that runs all through the film and is still there in him today that tells you the body can not set limits on his mind and spirit.
Taken as a whole this movie ranks in my mind as one of the greatest sports movies ever, fiction or non fiction, as well as one of the greatest documentaries. If you're a fan of boxing or of Ali, it is a MUST see without exception.

Purely speculative on my part...

Life...

The NBA is reviewing comments Timberwolves swingman Latrell Sprewell allegedly made to a heckler during Minnesota's overtime victory Saturday over the Los Angeles Clippers, according to a newspaper report.

Sprewell responded to the female heckler with a sexually vulgar term, the Star Tribune of Minneapolis reported in its Tuesday editions. (my emphasis)
...perhaps imitating art?

(From Bull Durham)

ANNIE AND MILLIE STARE at the radio.

TEDDY ON THE RADIO
...I've never seen Crash so angry
and frankly, Bull fans, he used a
certain word that's a "no-no"
with umpires...

MILLIE
Crash musta called the guy a
cocksucker
Anyone want to take bets? I'm still trying to run down the video of the incident, but I gotta guess that's the one he threw out there...

Monday, December 06, 2004

Movie snark for everyone:

Norbizness provided this wonderful link to Doug Benson's movie review "column" I Love Movies, with more snark per capita than recommended by the FDA. Some of the highlights from this week's writeup:

Just once I’d like to see a "fish out of water" story – like the last Hilary Duff movie – where the fish out of water dies. Because that is what actually happens to a fish out of water.

CLOSER – Just because Julia Roberts recently gave birth to twins, and Natalie Portman is young enough to be my younger sister, don’t think I’m not gonna go to this movie in my trench coat and do what I gotta do. (ed. note - ew...wait til you get home first at least)

NATIONAL TREASURE - If you like comedy, romance and kick-ass action…you should see something else.
Check out the archives for more fun. And can you tell work was a bit slow today?

This is disgraceful

Via Kos:

Rumsfeld's obsession with machines and their efficiency has translated into his using one to replace his own John Hancock on KIA (killed in action) letters to parents and spouses. Two Pentagon-based colonels, who've both insisted on anonymity to protect their careers, have indignantly reported that the SecDef has relinquished this sacred duty to a signature device rather than signing the sad documents himself.
No man who has the temerity to not even bother with a personal signature when sending people off to die under false pretenses should have ANY control over whether people have to go into combat or not. And yet this jackass is one of the one's W is keeping for another term. Oy freaking vay.

For all my fellow bleeding heart liberals this holiday season.

If you want to make sure the hard earned dollars you've made this holiday season go towards other bleeding hearts like yourself, visit this post at Hullabaloo to see what certain companies gave to which parties. Or you can go to Choose the Blue (via The Poor Man) to enter a brand name, and it will search it's database and let you know where that brand's money goes. Neither list is comprehensive, but it gives you a running start.

Update: My friend Jill also recommends you check Green Mountain Coffee for the javaheads on your Christmas list. Fair trade coffee roaster.

Note to Aaron Rodgers of Cal...

Too bad. So sad. Wah!

We didn't hear you sticking up for us when we got pinged by the voters for struggling against Kansas. Don't start bitching cause you got dinged back for not putting away Souther Miss.

Meanwhile, for UT, everything is coming up roses...

Troubled Artists: Ed Wood


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What is the true measure of an artist? Is it his work? The legacy he leaves after his passing? The way he treats his contemporaries? The way he wears an angora sweater?

Johnny Depp plays Edward D. Wood Jr, a writer trying to make his mark on the artistic landscape. During the day he shleps around plants for the scenery department of a major Hollywood studio. At night, he's trying to get press for a play he's written starring his girlfriend Dolores (Sarah Jessica Parker) hoping to make that break to the big time. The problem is that Wood's weakness happens to lie in his writing and artistic vision. This is countered by a seemingly eternal fountain of optimism. Only Ed could take the fact that the sole positive line in his play's review was that the costumes looked authentic, and turn that into a celebration of the play's realism.

Ed sees a golden opportunity come to him though when a gossip blurb in Variety catches his eye. A low budget film studio has obtained the rights to do a movie about Christine Jorgenson, the first prominent male to female sex change operation recipient in the US. Wood makes a pitch to the head of the studio that he is the perfect person to direct this movie. When asked why, Wood states that he has a unique insight that allows him to better understand the motivation for Jorgenson to do what she did: he likes to dress up in women's clothing.

As absurd a premise as this sounds for the start of a film, you'd almost think Wood himself were shooting his own biopic. Yet Tim Burton's opus to the man widely cited as the worst film director of all time takes a subject that might have been relegated to tabloid or cult status and elevates it by getting in touch with Wood's humanity.

The most compelling examples of this is seen through the friendship Wood develops with fading film star Bela Lugosi (Martin Landau). Never able to escape typecasting after his career making role in Dracula, Lugosi is a shell of a man when Wood encounters him. Addicted to morphine, Lugosi has resigned himself to a death in relative obscurity. Wood helps revive Lugosi with a chance to star in his Jorgenson film, which Wood ultimately turns into a feature that allows him to talk about his cross dressing issues. The feature Glen or Glenda tackled a topic that was extremely taboo at the time, even as it highlighted Wood's near complete lack of talent in film.

The lack of talent and cross dressing is secondary to Wood's character as Burton draws him. Directing from an excellent screenplay by Scott Alexander and Larry Karaszewski (who later joined to co-author The People vs Larry Flynt), Burton makes Wood a very sympathetic character who wants only to tell stories and look out for the people he cares about. His friendship/idol worship with Lugosi is equal parts beautiful, funny, and in the end very tragic. Depp's performance as Wood would steal the show in any other film were he not paired up with Landau.

Landau won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for this role, bringing Bela Lugosi back to life in a way that takes me by surprise every time I see it. Makeup master Rick Baker also won an Oscar for his contribution to turning Landau into Lugosi, an award that is well earned. It's Landau's performance that breaths life into Baker's physical work. Landau spent extensive time studying all the film of Lugosi he could get his hands on. Every second spent studying comes through on the screen when Lugosi is present. By the end of the film, he just breaks your heart.

Wood does a good portion of heart breaking as well. From the travails through his second feature Bride of the Monster, which saw the end of his relationship with Dolores, through his most infamous work Plan 9 from Outer Space, Wood is the picture of a man whose reach exceeds his grasp. Wood genuinely just wants to tell a story and give some work to people he thinks really deserve it. It's a testament to his determination that he never loses faith, constantly pushing in the face of adversity. I feel sorry for him not having the talent to make all that go for something more than objects of ridicule.

All of the supporting roles are well played. Bill Murray has a few good quiet moments as Ed's friend and press agent Bunny Breckinridge. Jeffrey Jones is fun as faux psychic prognosticator Criswell. Sarah Jessica Parker does nicely as Wood's beleaguered girlfriend, coping with material from him better suited to one of Parker's later efforts.

But the movie begins and ends with Depp and Landau as Wood and Lugosi. There are so many moments in the movie where you don't know whether they should be making you laugh or cry. Both actors are at the top of their game, and the movie is worth watching just for those two alone. Combined with Burton directing one of his best films and the obvious love of Wood's kitschy sensibilities makes this a fun film to watch and enjoy.

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

For a little while at least...


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