From: Subject: Date: April 21, 2005 3:53:51 PM CDT Hankblog: The poor tortoise of the Apocalypse

Monday, March 21, 2005

The poor tortoise of the Apocalypse

Ok, this has got to be one of the stupidest things I've ever read:

A turtle that was the only survivor of a pet shop fire may have emerged with a hellish memento.


Owner Bryan Dora now says he sees an image of Satan's face on the critter's shell. He can spot lips, eyes, a goatee, shoulders and a pair of pointy horns on Lucky's back.
Uh...yeah....why do I get the impression the fire was caused by a crack pipe accident?